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He didn't get seriously hurt, just a small cut on his nose, but it was painful to watch. I had two men sat near each other at two separate tables, both waking for their dates. I fill water glasses and let them know I'll check in with them when their dates show up. I bring out the drinks and on my next round the men are sitting in silence together at the same table for the rest of their stay.

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It was cute, they were awkward and I guess they hadn't been on many dates before. Then, I noticed that they kept talking to the two women at the table behind them every once in a while. It turned out that those were their moms. They were on a date, but I guess we're not allowed Hot 41101 ramp agent go without supervision.

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I get it, but in a well lit public restaraunt? And the moms had to sit right next to them? What did they think was gonna happen? I would have been so embarrassed at that age.

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I asked if everything was OK, I figured after the "hold on a second" comment something bad might've happened. She responded by saying her friends are a priority.

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I was kind of taken back, our waitress walks up right after that and she cuts her off as shes greeting us with a huffy "finally! I asked for water, said "excuse me" and got up after about a minute of silence. I found the waitress, gave her a 20, and said I was leaving and apologized. Quickest date of my Housewives seeking casual sex Tallahassee Florida 32303. All in minutes max.

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Ive never met anyone close to that rude on a date in my life. I always tell myself I got all my bad dates in one.